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If They Talk Behind Your Back, Fart Tee

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If they talk behind your back, fart. This anti-gossip protocol shows how: detect gossip, turn away slowly, deploy, walk, do not run. A funny tactical tee for office survivors, teenagers and anyone with a rival, with a giant FART in FartMerch green.

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