TO: All staff. FROM: Management. RE: Conference Room B. It has come to our attention that something has been detected, and it was not the microwave fish. Action items: open a window, admit nothing, keep meetings short. A funny office fart shirt for coworkers, remote-work survivors and anyone who has ever cleared a meeting room. Great Secret Santa, work friend or white elephant gift. Fart humor done right by FartMerch.
