Dad’s daily schedule. 6:00 AM: wake up. 6:01 AM: first fart. 7:30 AM: commute (windows up). Noon: lunch and a fart. 5:30 PM: home, sit, fart. 9:00 PM: bed, one last fart. All other times: also fart. A funny dad tee for Father’s Day, birthdays and Christmas.
